Believe it or not, you can't believe everything you read on wikipedia.
I currently live in the San Francisco area.
I have three children.
I've never heard of badger and badger.
Also, the article about my asperger's said that I was in college for one year. I was actually there for two years, but flunked most of my classes my last term (I knew I was leaving and never wanted to come back, so didn't see much point in doing any schoolwork).